Unlike Brian Eno Lady Gaga is the purr-fect Ameri-con foil.  she's not pretty enough to threaten the women.  as far as the guys go well they fuck such god-awful women that almost ANYONE is hotter & more appealing than that.  plus Gaga's kinda clumsy & awkward like a guy.  those guy-ish elements certainly never hurt with the gay boys either because she DOES look like a tranny.  so she's got all the obvious bases pretty much covered.  it's no wonder in an ever-increasing marginal Amerikkka (& world) why she is so beloved.


i could not have built a better Franken-try-hard myself.

it's so ironic to me that Bette Midler recently complained about Gaga stealing her mermaid in the wheelchair schtick from the 80s.  i've been saying for YEARS that Gaga reminds me of a Bette Midler train wreck.  it's a NYC thing.  i don't know if it's because of the Broadway element or what but post-70s NYC people tend to be very wear their "artistic" heart on their sleeve WAY too dramatic showtune corny people when it comes to the arts.  they're the type of idiots who will list Cleopatra as a "person who inspires them" on Facebook.  THAT shit.

it's not the 70s there anymore.  how do you spell L-O-N-G...G-O-N-E...G-A-M-E...O-V-E-R ????

Madonna was SO New York.  you know that tacky gum chomping Hollywood needed to fix her caterpillar eyebrows while she tells you "i'm a singer wanna hear" & gives you a little demo audition in the middle of the train station even though you never asked.  THAT shit.

but i will add that at least she was good at what she did.  the style shit can/could easily be fixed.  you can weed-whack some big bush A LOT easier than fix a terrible singing voice.

the other NYC people today are the opposite of that Madonna.  look at most of the NYC ex-MySpace celebritarians.  they're all REALLY great at clothes & make-up & standing in front of a camera but whenever they delve into the real arts like music for instance the results are ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ATROCIOUS.  also they need EVERYTHING choreographed because if you leave anything to natural-land it will go to shit quicker than you can say cut.  they need way WAY too much help making their shit go as well.  they could not "produce" themselves out of a bag if left to their own devices.  they always need some behind the scenes geek squad to show them how to do it.

i could list off the top 5 NYC criminals in a second but i'll skip it because i honestly have nothing against any of them personally.  they're amusing in a harmless way anyway.  they all tried to play that Jeffree Star cunt card years ago & when that didn't work each & every one of them is trying to be super swell "i really love all my fans" now.  i guess they probably suck more because of their lack of conviction than anything else.

that & it ain't the same lower east side anymore.

soho's fucked too.

REAL up & coming artists can not afford those places which is why NYC's artistic output sucks the same giant bloated cock as west hollyhood.

before i go let me finish with doing what i always do with my Miss Gaga commentary.  i like her.  i think she's talented but as far as the reasons behind the level of popularity she has achieved i simply call it like i see it because if you REALLY think about it....if she really WAS cool she would tell that shitty part of America that she grovels for with Born This Way to suck her clit, shove their George Bush's straight up their asses, & that each & every one of them can deep-fry their lazy, fat, bigoted asses in a fuck you batter......

besides if little kids like sesame street AND you you're sesame street.

even Marilyn Manson was cooler than that.

you know why Brian Eno is so cool besides that you'll NEVER see him on American Idol ???

go ask your family who he is.

now go ask EVERY SINGLE TOP INFLUENTIAL PERSON IN THE ARTS.

EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THEM.

DONE.

thank GOD for Eno.

that outfit in the picture below was born about 15 years before Gaga's daddy blew his load.

in Satan's name we PREY,

AMEN.

 

P.S. Gaga....Bjork already covered the Alexander McQueen shit in 1997 and her music doesn't sound like a 90s Tampax commercial either

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         :: SITE UPDATED ::  Nov 16 2018

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what can i say = LISTEN TO THE SONGS.  push all the short attention span theater shit to the side and LISTEN. music is embedded all over this site.  let the albums & EPs play from start to finish.  they are not just collections of random songs. also my music is for that end of the night nightcap in headphones not background for the party.  i suggest you approach it that way & engage it in that setting and the rest is up to you.

 

if you are looking for predictable simpleton drivel meant to appease empty Ameri-con trash you are in the wrong place i assure you.  the bulk of your friends list on Facebook will help you out if that is the mirror you seek. click that red link now and get your worthless tacky ass out of here QUICKLY.

 

i seek no press.  this website is receiving traffic from 100+ countries every month through word-of-mouth only.  there's no Facebook, Twitter, YouTube or any of the other predictable whoring.  besides the United States the traffic has been incredible from Germany, France, Russia, UK, Italy, Australia, Canada, China, Spain, Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, Poland, Hungary, Sweden, Finland, Chile, and The Netherlands.  i want to thank all of you especially along with everyone else for listening, visiting, and whatever else.

 

my previous releases before the ones linked above are as follows: Chapter One was released May 18th 2013.  the Mrs. Produkt EP was released March 2nd 2013 & Der Schnitt was released February 9th 2013.  please go purchase them & support independence. you can name your price.  if you're broke put in $0 and take it for free with no strings attached.  i do not want your email.  i do not give a fuck about your "like".  i do not want to contact you.  what i want is for you to LISTEN.  click on any album cover to show you where you can download them.  COOL ??????????

 

  

 

 

BOTTOM FEEDER: THE SOCIALITE was released December 15th 2012.  this was my 6th full length album in 2012.  10 new tracks.

 

and this ever-evolving collection of covers is always FREE. click her to show you where you can download it now.

 

 

music as an industry is going to continue to reside in the gutter until more of you start caring for it properly again.  it's so PURR-fect that the Ameri-con way has sold so many on the notion that it's pointless to drop $10 on music but don't worry about doing the same thing at McDonald's a few times a week for glorified dog food.  that's COMPLETELY normal.

 

for now i only deal with Bandcamp because unlike iTunes i can keep it donation based.  i also deal with Bandcamp because they are the coolest & best company selling digital music on the web right now and they are aiding the cause not hurting it like iTunes.  PERIOD.  Bandcamp will covert your payment from almost any currency imaginable and you can get better quality downloads from them as well. you're not just helping me you're helping so many others including the audience of any genre outside the pathetic and predictable mainstream industry that is as marginal and washed up as it has ever been.  i can not be more honest than that.

  

yes this site is 1st and foremost about my music but it is also about many of the other things that i love OR hate and anything else i feel like in between.  if you search through the menu you will find all of my (currently available) releases.  but you will also find some of my paintings & photography.

 

the Journals & Written Word links in the menu above are loaded with my writing.  i am constantly updating it as well as every other section of this site.

 

up above in this column check the date of the last update underneath my picture.  it will always be extremely current GUARANTEED.  as part of the audience i know music/band sites for the most part are PAINFULLY BORING, infrequently updated, & lacking content so i hope to present something much more interesting & extensive.  i guarantee that every day you return here you can/will find something new.

 

i'm a complete hermit by nature so 99% of you will most likely never get to know me in person anyway so here's a virtual part of me instead.