everyone has an internet age he/she can't hide.

it's stamped on that cyber forehead.

and if you think you're fooling anyone who matters go look at a 6th grade kid having a smoke and tell me if he "looks like an adult" or if (of course) he just looks like a 6th grade kid having a smoke.

if you joined MySpace or FaceBook in let's say 2007 and before that you were one of those people whereby someone would email you and you would finally see it 3 weeks later because that's how cyber-savvy you truly were at that point.....

you're ===> 7 years old.

no button on a phone in 2014 is somehow going to magically change that.

so when someone who is 20 sees you acting like a child, points out how you're acting like a child, and of course does not act like your version of that cyber child and you do not get that while whining about the realities of this completely natural evolutionary process like a child here's the reason why ====> YOU'RE A CHILD.

oh and even if you have been online for 20 years but you've never had your own place (a.k.a. www.your-name-here.com website) that you pay for with your own money...in internet terms...you still live at home with your parents or you're the 20-year-old-internet virgin.

take your pick.

i don't speak much cracker but i believe they call this...........


unless you're SO fucking punk rock that you've never even been online before and in that case you are cooler than all of us.  i'm sorry you'll never see this.

and hey just like any little kid you can rule the playground at your grade school all day every day but once you step into the big boy/girl ring it's going to be a different story.

there won't be a FaceBook mommie with an iPhone and a like button to wipe your ass for you anymore. she won't be there to lie to you and tell you you did GREAT even though she knows you completely sucked.

learn about fraternal order. look it up if you have to.

you've probably got a smart phone on you now.

why don't you use it for something other than LOLs and "just sayin" after lame 7-year-old attempts at humor and friggins and all those stupid fuckin' smiley faces we see them type and then maybe when you're a grown up as well you can join the rest of us aspiring to a much more fulfilled and rounded internet life than that.

getting real about what is going on in this country and what a scumbag the President of U.S. Inc. is required to be instead of worrying about all the moms and dads grounding your like button would be an excellent place to start.

just sayin'.....right ???

[insert heart thing here] and *KISSES* and a f*ck and a sh*t and how about a YOUR STUPID just to send a shout-out to all the brain-dead retards out there who have not only polluted the online gene pool but have pissed on that once highly regarded craft known as SPELLING as well.

B--R--A--K--E ??  that's in your car dum-my.

if you didn't get that last joke read those 7-year-old parts again.....









           :: SITE UPDATED ::  Nov 08 2019

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what can i say = LISTEN TO THE SONGS.  push all the short attention span theater shit to the side and LISTEN. music is embedded all over this site.  let the albums & EPs play from start to finish.  they are not just collections of random songs. also my music is for that end of the night nightcap in headphones not background for the party.  i suggest you approach it that way & engage it in that setting and the rest is up to you.


if you are looking for predictable simpleton drivel meant to appease empty Ameri-con trash you are in the wrong place i assure you.  the bulk of your friends list on Facebook will help you out if that is the mirror you seek. click that red link now and get your worthless tacky ass out of here QUICKLY.


i seek no press.  this website is receiving traffic from 100+ countries every month through word-of-mouth only.  there's no Facebook, Twitter, YouTube or any of the other predictable whoring.  besides the United States the traffic has been incredible from Germany, France, Russia, UK, Italy, Australia, Canada, China, Spain, Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, Poland, Hungary, Sweden, Finland, Chile, and The Netherlands.  i want to thank all of you especially along with everyone else for listening, visiting, and whatever else.


my previous releases before the ones linked above are as follows: Chapter One was released May 18th 2013.  the Mrs. Produkt EP was released March 2nd 2013 & Der Schnitt was released February 9th 2013.  please go purchase them & support independence. you can name your price.  if you're broke put in $0 and take it for free with no strings attached.  i do not want your email.  i do not give a fuck about your "like".  i do not want to contact you.  what i want is for you to LISTEN.  click on any album cover to show you where you can download them.  COOL ??????????





BOTTOM FEEDER: THE SOCIALITE was released December 15th 2012.  this was my 6th full length album in 2012.  10 new tracks.


and this ever-evolving collection of covers is always FREE. click her to show you where you can download it now.



music as an industry is going to continue to reside in the gutter until more of you start caring for it properly again.  it's so PURR-fect that the Ameri-con way has sold so many on the notion that it's pointless to drop $10 on music but don't worry about doing the same thing at McDonald's a few times a week for glorified dog food.  that's COMPLETELY normal.


for now i only deal with Bandcamp because unlike iTunes i can keep it donation based.  i also deal with Bandcamp because they are the coolest & best company selling digital music on the web right now and they are aiding the cause not hurting it like iTunes.  PERIOD.  Bandcamp will covert your payment from almost any currency imaginable and you can get better quality downloads from them as well. you're not just helping me you're helping so many others including the audience of any genre outside the pathetic and predictable mainstream industry that is as marginal and washed up as it has ever been.  i can not be more honest than that.


yes this site is 1st and foremost about my music but it is also about many of the other things that i love OR hate and anything else i feel like in between.  if you search through the menu you will find all of my (currently available) releases.  but you will also find some of my paintings & photography.


the Journals & Written Word links in the menu above are loaded with my writing.  i am constantly updating it as well as every other section of this site.


up above in this column check the date of the last update underneath my picture.  it will always be extremely current GUARANTEED.  as part of the audience i know music/band sites for the most part are PAINFULLY BORING, infrequently updated, & lacking content so i hope to present something much more interesting & extensive.  i guarantee that every day you return here you can/will find something new.


i'm a complete hermit by nature so 99% of you will most likely never get to know me in person anyway so here's a virtual part of me instead.