The New See N Say

they need to bring back one of these based on a certain set of tired American cliches. ya know...pull the string "and the American says....". they can fill it with things like "put on your tinfoil hat" and "democracy is not a spectator sport" and "don't let the terrorists win" and "they hate us for our freedoms" and "the greatest country on earth" and "love it or leave it" and "without a vote i have no voice" and "we've made it through hard times before" and "but snopes says..." and of course don't forget the jaded but oh-so-effective.................

"pffft c'mon DUDE !!" they offer when confronted with the truth.

See N Say should pay homage to some of the other farm animals out there.