just for the hell of it let's do a little social networking commentary regarding certain "lucky they have a hole" puke-a-little-in-my-cyber-mouth ABOUT ME sections of "fan pages" with "fan art" in 2014.
THANKS OBAMA !!!!!!!!!!! ===> actually i meant FagBook
here goes..........a little Spinal Tap math for this come-lately millenni-ummmmmmm you might be a following fuckin' idiot.
THE FORMULA
tattoos everywhere (gotta have at least one star in there somewhere). the tramp stamp vicinity is old hat. try a rainbow of them on the stomach rising from the gloryhole below. neck = keep the colors pretty. collar bone = some phrase that lets us know your dropout G.E.D. ass beat the system.
[PLUS]
parlay that shit into "published" fetish model in some rag with Ink in the name. you might make the Top Ten of some shitty irrelevant website and score dozens of hits and have some Chester The Molesters ask you for your autograph at some equally shitty trade show in [pick the city].
[PLUS]
the oh-so-original holding my naked tits in my hands oopsie i'm almost pulling my panties off if this red polished dagger does not stab my sexy lip & Grrr teeth first photos (better have some of THOSE prints for sale since the "me pretending to do drugs" ones never move many units).
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part-time "makeup artist", "stylist", "dancer", "video vixen", and/or "musician" of some sort. any of those Jack-of-all-Fakes tags will do.
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Model Mayhem profile (an absolute MUST).
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fire breather (ok i'm stretching shit here).
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that colored contact lenses Hot Topic military hat knock-off boyfriend named after an animal of the forest, some character from ancient and/or religious texts, Egyptian folklore, or any astrological or other wonder found up in the sky like weather (rain) or space (star) who plays in a band named after some type of vapor, chemical, machinery, or violent verb ====> Kill [just about anything] most definitely applies here.
(HOLLYHOOD NOTE: a FIERCE Bar Sinister photo of you two would be a nice added touch especially if it serves as a vengeful replacement for the same one you took with the last guy)
[PLUS]
endless tagged photos with various other tongue-sticking-out-metal-sign-frankenfuck-moon-boots-wielding-note-takers following the same exact How To Be A Freak For Dummies rules & regulations outlined above.
[EQUALS]
why don't you just type 2004 MYSPACE CHICK and save yourself the time & effort of attempting to describe it any other way ??????
at least she was kind of original. sure the amateurs will not get it but all the ones with some shred of internet street credibility will. at times "retro" can go a long way with those people. they can be very forgiving if you're honest with them up front.
irony is your friend. if underneath the obvious costume you're completely boring and normal refer to yourself as "strange" and if "violence is not the answer" shaves your "i call the cops" pussy make sure "die" and "death" somehow work into your fake blood Zombie photo shoots.
you're such a badass.
we dig that shit.
anyway..................
let's meet up at your favorite vegan eatery soon and i'll bring you a copy of my horribly overwrought poetry book THE NEW CONFORMIST
but it would be best if you stink of Jack Daniels & cigarettes.
mmmk ???
you'll LOVE it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHEZZZZ !!!!!
