this (the shirt not the lady) reminds me of going to malls with my little 71 year old Italian mother and taking a not-so-quick detour to try on those stupid jeans the guys wear so we can laugh our asses off.
it's always the same routine......
1) i shut the dressing room door
2) take 5 minutes to finally shove my feet through both holes in the legs
3) as they rise my ankles & calves immediately start to choke for air
4) there's NO WAY they'll ever stay up without a belt AND holding them up at the same time
5) i immediately think of a hamster storing its food in its cheeks the way they do
6) and even though i'll probably never be a parent i now know EXACTLY what walking around with a shitty diaper looks AND feels like
7) unless of course they're the super-tight around the ass variety and then that ends up looking like a play-doh head that just got punched in the face a few times
great look lemme tell ya
but we've been doing it for years
THANKS MOM
