according to these TV ads i'm witnessing right now American women are empty baby-breeding, makeup, perfume, and Valentine's Day consuming shitheads who need to eat Progressive soup to shrink that waistline for their bearded hot wing-eatin' sports cheerin' white-men-can't-jump butterball mates.
Burger King agrees that size does matter and all their eye-rolling Reese's peanut butter cup & match.com lovin' friends (who only wear pants & need to study for a new career at Devry) moonlight as therapists.
ok i think i've got it now.
Sex & the Shitty
over & out.
below = not my handiwork. smells like 'Merican spirit to me.
