Phil the Groundhog: THE REAL STORY

see: i heard he just smelled chemtrails & said FUCK THIS SHIT I'M NOT PLAYING ANYMORE...and after (rhetorically) asking "who are these boring shitty white people ??" he turned around went inside and got back to snortin' blow off some delicious hooker's ass.

thus rendering that tired old did he see his shadow formula:

abso-fucking-lutely ===> MOOT <===

(but that's just me)

Thanks Phil.

That's a bitchin' name BTW.