WALKED INTO A TARGET FOR THE 1st TIME IN I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY YEARS AND THIS IS MY CONCLUSION: my age group really is the 1st official generation of what people now know as the "no-baby boom" and our numbers are massively rising as each year goes by.
don't get me wrong i generally dig kids i can give back...ya know...Uncle Carella sliggin' the candy and other edible bribes like a pimp lighting the crack pipe in front of my bitch's face before sending her back out on the track.
and this is not some personal attack on anyone's chosen lifestyle but those screaming brats spawned from nightmare sweatpant mommies who breed like rabbits need to go find some gas & matches ==> IMMEDIATELY.
even though the way those little butterballs stare at me IS mildly charming fuck those hotdog water stinkin' STDs. they all smell like rotten happy meals. they're like these processed genetically modified Monsanto piglets with longer legs.
oops. sorry. i meant to type: O M fucking G your kids are SO adorable just like their mom, this place is just FULL of really great bargains, and i know i know you are SO much classier and affluent than those rednecks at WalMart.
it does make me realize how much i love my life though. i'm so SO lucky.
