i've been saying it for years: if the check-outs in Hollywood's grocery stores were STOCKED with rags like Average Fuck Weekly, Them Magazine, Non-Star, and they were filled with pictorials of how AWFUL most American men and women look and dress now
oh look here's two skank soccer moms showing up to the school gala in the same Crocs or look at Neil and Bob sporting the same butterball around the waist this season notice the purr-fect hang over their belts
gossiping about how they abuse their spouses with their star crushes on TV
oh look Barb has left her 3-name hunk from One Tree Hill behind for some "dancing with the" star who looks like one of the Whos from The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
and various other classless behaviors that have been psychotically beaten and shaped into "normalcy" now through nothing more than sheer broken-record-like repetition and of course being constantly surrounded by little to nothing better than that.
how about comparing their salaries at Walmart and beyond or better yet a column about who gets the most "bang" for their lunch breaks. i like the sound of that. that could be HOTT !!
how about a "anatomy of a fat ass" chart that points out all the areas where they need plastic surgery rather than where they had it including interviews with a trained anonymous "insider" who has performed the surgical removal of some sweatpants, a remote control, a Lazy Boy chair, and countless forks.
the general public would FUCKING FREAK OUT.
you wanna talk about rape culture ??? cool we should do that but we need to add rape by average fuck culture to the mix as well.
it's a bad case of the roaches.
